Parseltongues and Slytherins
#SHIPPING ALL THAT DRARRY
Blog of randomness. Expect kpop, art, shounen-ai (no yaoi, no worries), random things, and spamming of dashboard.
artsy blog: kromosparcs
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
I can’t get over the gif
WAIT
20:13
2013
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@1 month ago with 304904 notesNow, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
Egbutt-kun I…
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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…
DEAR LORD WHY
OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS JESUS CHRIST.
oh my god this commercial is back
I NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING THIS AHAHAHAHA
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
I STARTED WATCHING THIS AND MY NAN IS NEXT TO ME AND IM SCREAMING OH GOD
WELL THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!
i laughed so hard rn
omg
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so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.I SHIT YOU NOT.
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@1 month ago with 95575 notesThis fucker is halfway between evil genius and evil bastard.
…I like him.
LMFAO OMGDYING
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