@1 month ago with 54939 notes
I SENT THIS
TO MY CRUSH ON FB WITH NO CONTEXT LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS
ABORT MISSION THEY SAW IT ABORT ABORT
guys im so fucking nervous they havent replied and they’ve seen my second response what is hap penning
ever since i sent them this i havent received a single message i am afraid
ITS BEEN 4 DAYS AND MISSION IS SUCCESS.
THIS WAS THEIR RESPONSE.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
(Source: praisemaliks, via itippytoe)
@1 month ago with 295941 notes
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
@1 month ago with 63962 notes
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
@1 month ago with 311457 notes